Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

How many Russians really understand the state they live in?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Ace Bailey’s agency speaks out about the rumors and reports swirling around the Utah Jazz draft pick - The Salt Lake Tribune

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

ESO Seasons of the Worm Cult Dev Q&A – ‘There’s Tons of Exciting Stuff We Haven’t Talked About That’s Coming to the Game’ - Wccftech

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Could supermassive black holes anchor the tiniest galaxies? - Big Think

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Wrongly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia returning to U.S. to face criminal charges - Axios

I see through liars

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Tesla after Trump - Financial Times

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Stock Market Extends Gains As S&P 500 Scores A Breakout And Nasdaq Eyes 20,000; CoreWeave Jumps - Investor's Business Daily

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

These four metro Atlanta Kroger stores are among those closing in the coming months - 11Alive.com

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

First American Spacewalk 60 Years Ago Today - The Weather Channel

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

LeBron James’ message for Caitlin Clark after dominant return from injury - New York Post

I can read

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

It turns out weather on other planets is a lot like on Earth - The Washington Post

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I understand how hurricane paths work

Israel recovers bodies of three dead hostages from Gaza - BBC

I actually pay taxes

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have a reading level above third grade

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t buy bullshit

I can count